As you are certainly aware, the good Governor of Michigan imposed a travel restriction upon the citizens of Michigan, during which, she took a private jet to Florida for a little private getaway. Upon learning of this I became mildly annoyed, so, not having anything else in particular to occupy my attention, I decided to send her an email. Below is an exact copy of the email that I just sent moments ago.
Hey governor, hope you had a great time in Florida during the travel lockdown you imposed upon your peasants, I mean citizens. I understand you took a private jet, how nice for you. It must be wonderful to be numbered among the privileged elite, unfettered by the restrictions and requirements imposed on the commoners of lower station. I should probably have addressed you as, "Your Highness", or "Your Majesty", or better, "Empress Wretched", I mean gretchen. My apologies for my unintended insolence. I do have one small reservation concerning your junket to Florida. It would have been much more environmentally conscious of you to have taken a commercial flight so that you would have had a smaller carbon footprint. But, I suppose, when one is as exalted and preeminent as you are, the indulgence of taking a private flight, and traveling when all others have been restricted from doing so, can in no way be construed as acts of hypocrisy. After all, you are above such trivial matters, and cannot be encumbered with the affairs of the crude and worthless masses. I would fall down and worship at your feet, Empress witless, I mean whitmer, may you live forever, but I am beneath ever being granted the privilege of knowing your presence. May you reign forever.
So there's this:
"Whitmer to receive JFK Profile in Courage Award for effort to fight COVID-19"
In the Michigan Advance article - sorry, someone sent a PDF to me.
Spoken like a true pede! I'm proud of you, fren.
You are too kind Sir. All in the line of duty.......and some small sense of amusement.
Being a Michigander myself would mind if I posted this on faceless book for all my conservative friends and to just piss off those liberal candy asses?
With a good will, I am at your disposal Sir. Post to your hearts content.
Another Michigander here. Well done! I can’t wait until she gets her comeuppance
Me too, can’t stand her frozen face.
Yes, Is her face always frozen with a fake smile on it?
She’s one of the people I prefer to see with a mask on
Her "fake" smile makes me sick. I'd love to say what I'd like to do with it, but God wouldn't like it much. Oops! I forgot God reads my thoughts too. Sorry. Have a blessed day.
I feel your pain, not quite as deep as yours. I'm here in what could be the Great State of North Carolina. We have the illustrious Governor Stupor, uhmm I meant Cooper. Not quite as dictatorial as the vermin you have to put up with, he's just a corrupt moron. Take care my Fren, watch your six, and Godspeed.
You too! Hopefully this will be over sooner rather than later and we can focus on rebuilding our beautiful states and country! ?
Michiganders unite!
well said ....get the rope.............MAAAAAAAA THE MEATLOAF
That was hilarious and to the point. Congrats on a letter well written. That is really funny. You just made my day. Thanks and God bless you.
Glad you enjoyed it. I trust that she will derive as much pleasure from it as you did.