Went into a shop to get some velcro. Nice assistant didn't say anything about my not having a mask on. We chatted amiably and I told her the plastic face shield she had on and masks were useless and explained about Hazmat suits. She seemed interested and then a rona nazi marched up and told me to stop abusing the staff. I calmly replied I was merely talking to her and was ordered to use the hand sanitiser. I politely declined and asked why, since I was not touching anything.
COMPANY POLICY!
But I am not touching anything!
COMPANY POLICY!
I smiled and walked out. Stupid droids with IQs lower than their shoe size keeping the fakedemic going. Enough already.
Knock the sanitiser onto the floor and tell them you're not picking it up off the floor where it could have picked up anything ;)
lol, I would need to be wearing clown makeup and wig to really pull that off :)
Kek. Or find out which car is hers and tea bag the door handles while she watches through the store window.
Her circuits would have melted.