5 million in cash, a 35,000 sq ft mansion, a Bentley, and some Chick-fil-A sauce to get my jab.
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Consider this if the Vaccine is deadly...you can have it all if your willing to wait 6-8months then consider all that available property to squat on. Me? I'll soak in their hot tubs and if it a solar home then I get to raid their freezers and cook that T Bone I found on the Jenn-Air grill in their now vacant bespoke back yard BBQ. Do a few laps in the pool and then fall out to sleep off the couple bottles of Charles Krug Cabernet on the family sofa while blasting a viewing of The Wild Bunch on their Dolby Atmos home theater system.
In morning I relieve them of neglected hyper car to joy ride to the airport where I hotwire a Cessna for some extremely low VFR fun. As for the money...paper's useless but those gold coins I relieve from their poorly installed wall safes will be handy.
As for the Chick-fil-A sauce well most of the Lord's Chicken will have spoiled in freezers but those golden packets of Love Juice will still be available for a short time only but don't forget...the real reason the sauce is scarce is Chick-fil-A has started selling larger bottles of the sauce in the grocery stores and their supply chain can't meet the current demand. So in a pinch raid the condiment aisle at the local Piggly Wiggly.
It's like a updated version of Dennis Leary's rant from Demolition Man.
I might even chain smoke in their exercise rooms just for fun.
Patience will be a virtue.
I'm only half kidding. :)
Peace.
Don't set the bar so low... hotwire a Cirrus SR22. At least you'll have a parachute if you mess up flying
True... But I'm a Big Guy and I have time in and familiarity with the 172's handling. 24 hours of time in a log book I can't find anymore, I'd take it slow steady and just be happy to be there.
That checks out. Treat yourself and go for the added room in a 182. Flies same as the 172 and has a six cylinder Continental as opposed to the four cylinder Lycoming. More room for bullion as well as cordless hole punchers
I like the idea however if the plane has a glass cockpit I might need the security pin code, best to take something I don't have to risk frying the Aviation Electronics to fly, potential electrical fires at any altitude are just no fun.