I'm from Vancouver - Beautiful, temperate, west coast weather. I've been contemplating moving to a red state or a red province (Alberta) for a long time but man, why do all the places with great governance have such shit climate?! And why do all the places with great climate have such shit governance?
Seriously.
Florida - De Santis! Fuck yea. Alligators, tropical storms and tornados? Fuck no.
Texas - Great people! Great state! But that terrible summer weather makes my ballz itch before even sweating.
Alberta Canada - Cheap gas. Cheap guns. Conservative governance (somewhat). But freezing winter, scalding summers, and the random snowstorm in July.
God, you have a funny sense of humour!
You forgot California. I grew up in the Golden State. People pay the big multi million beaucoup $$$ to live along the shore there for a reason. Luscious year round farmers markets. etc.
And in the hands of leftist loonies.