Her: I went everywhere without my mask today. Eff that mask. I’m not wearing it anymore.
Me: You shouldn’t you got vaxed
Her (sounding pissed): Yea letting them experiment on me with that damn experimental shot.
Me: well I don’t wear the mask and I ain’t getting that effing shot.
Her: you shouldn’t, you don’t need to.
Before I could pick myself of the floor she’d changed the subject....
Fucken ay' Don't have a kid but if I did I would teach it a diverse and bombastic mix of verbosity and fucken swearing. The swear jar would be inversely proportional to the swearing and not keeping up would cost you. It would be able to effortlessly intersperse a symposium on quantum physics with an exploration of the word cocksmoke in 66 languages.
You sound like a veteran...civilians don't use words like "cocksmoke". lmao
Only sound like, I have not served. It did come from a pilot but not military. Had a nice ring to it.
Definitely. I'm adding that one to my vocabulary!