If you don't have any guns; break out the rakes, shovels, axes, tomahawks, machetes, weed slingers, knives, anything you can make a weapon with and use it. God didn't say we don't have the right to defend ourselves. Put on your full armor of God and go into battle with him. I guarantee you God WINS.
What should I do to prepare?
First, put stripes of blue paint on part of your face. That always seems to help.
Second, take a bandana and tie it on like a head scarf.
Third: Tuck your pants legs into your boots. If you don't have boots, get some... then tuck in your pants legs.
You can't go to war unless you look the part.
Will the bandana look alright under a tri-corner hat?
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Who should I be prepared to shoot? I live in a pretty quite suburb.
If you don't have any guns; break out the rakes, shovels, axes, tomahawks, machetes, weed slingers, knives, anything you can make a weapon with and use it. God didn't say we don't have the right to defend ourselves. Put on your full armor of God and go into battle with him. I guarantee you God WINS.
Who should I expect to attack me?
They used to give the Priests clubs in battles so they didn't have to draw blood (well, that was the idea anyway)
Stockpile anything you can