(Susan) Sir I completely agree Romney or Ryan would be an excellent angle to start this "Narrative". May I make a suggestion though? We should consider bringing in the Russians. They could enhance the public perception to a global scale.
"Excellent idea! Perhaps we can blame the inflamed heart condition on a rare vaccine reaction only cause by a "Russian variant" of the novel corona virus. Thoughts?"
"Interesting idea Johnson. I think I see where you are going with this. When Trump pulled the US out of the Paris Accord, it caused a sudden spike in global warming that caused cracks in the Chyrnobal containment, allowing radioactive energy to mutate the corona virus into the new Russian variant. Putin hid that fact from the public, so our vaccine researchers were unable to account for the Russian variant, leading to the rare heart inflammation caused by our vaccine reacting with it. Eureka! Now that's how to brainstorm! Great work Johnson!"
(Susan) Sir I completely agree Romney or Ryan would be an excellent angle to start this "Narrative". May I make a suggestion though? We should consider bringing in the Russians. They could enhance the public perception to a global scale.
"Excellent idea! Perhaps we can blame the inflamed heart condition on a rare vaccine reaction only cause by a "Russian variant" of the novel corona virus. Thoughts?"
(johnson) Sir I believe we could incorporate the Russian narrative with climate change and the Chernobyl disaster to some extent.
"Interesting idea Johnson. I think I see where you are going with this. When Trump pulled the US out of the Paris Accord, it caused a sudden spike in global warming that caused cracks in the Chyrnobal containment, allowing radioactive energy to mutate the corona virus into the new Russian variant. Putin hid that fact from the public, so our vaccine researchers were unable to account for the Russian variant, leading to the rare heart inflammation caused by our vaccine reacting with it. Eureka! Now that's how to brainstorm! Great work Johnson!"
This has been a fantastic dialogue. I still have tears of laughter in my eyes.
(Dan) But sir isn't all of this bulllshit (excuse my language)