Reminds me of a joke. A guy went to Hell and Satan said he had a choice of two places to spend eternity. The first place was an endless expanse covered waist deep in the most disgusting mix of bodily fluids and semi-solids you can imagine; blood, sweat, feces, pus, semen, etc., but the endless expanse of people there were standing around drinking coffee, and Satan said they each got to choose their favorite. Then, poof, Satan and the guy were in a different place; an endless expanse of desert, with an endless expanse of people standing on their heads. Satan said, "Choose where you will spend eternity!". The guy thought to himself, "standing on your head for eternity, that sucks! But the other place really stinks, but I do like coffee." After a few seconds, the guy said, "I choose the place with the coffee". Satan said, "Very well!" and poof, the guy was with the people drinking coffee. Just about the time he was to receive his favorite mocha latte cappuccino with a dash of cinnamon, a deafening loud speaker voice announced, "Coffee break's over, back on your heads!"