67 Is Tom Hanks still missing? posted 3 years ago by ovitz 3 years ago by ovitz +67 / -0 Haven’t seen an update in a while. Any sightings? 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I saw him dressed up like a soldier and shooting at a tank on Memorial Day.
oops…that was Saving Private Ryan.
I saw him screaming WILSON on a beach. Fuck, come to think of it that was Castaway
I saw him fishing for shrimp and eating chocolate!
I saw him with Stephen Spielberg preying on young children on a private island. Oh wait, that was Tom Hanks and Stephen Spielberg.
I heard he's having trouble sleeping. In Seattle with all the riots.
Probably on some island screaming at his volleyball
He moved to Greece.
Is that another alias for Gitmo? ;)
The coward can not be extradited from Greece.
Traitor criminals gonna run.
I believe he is high up on their pecking pole. [they] are either protecting their own or protecting themselves. Probably the latter.
Kevin Spacey is interesting...he threatens [them] in sketch elusive videos and ends up with a movie deal that is about pedophilia.
I really can’t wait to find out the backstory to all of these incidents.
I remember Hanx's last film is about him escorting a young girl named Cicada, suspicious as f....