LOL! What cracks me up is people actually believe this shit, and they'll believe that crackhead's art is worth $500K should they sell for that much!!!! LOL! I could see a pair of dipshit, detached from reality, rich white liberals having the discussion about his art :
<Lib 1> : My universe, did you read that New York Times article about Hunter Biden's incredible artwork?
<Lib 2> : Why yes I did, comrade! I am thrilled! I cashed in little Moonbeam's college fund to buy one of his works at the bargain price of $459,995! According to the New Yorker and the New York Times, the value of his artwork has nowhere to go but up seeing that his father is working miracles restoring this country from the damage caused by Bad Orange Man!
<Lib 1> : Ha, ha comrade, you do not need to explain to me what Bad Orange Man did to this country. He acts like the unwashed commoners in this country actually want to work. When will the fascist racist realize that he shouldn't make people work when all they need is a small, government supplied stipend to live.
<Lib 2> : You are preaching to the choir! Amen to that. Sorry! I sinned! I meant A-woman! A-woman!
<Lib 1> : Comrade, you know I have to report you for that.
<Lib 2> : Yes, I know comrade. For the good of the nation I will surrender my life to the government.
<Lib 1> : Good decision comrade. I will make sure that you will die quickly and painlessly for misgendering a praise used in those disgusting churches. Fortunately those sickening places are being removed and replaced with pure, subsidized anal rim cleansing units so that people do not get feces stuck in their teeth while eating their partner's anus.
<Lib 1> : I wish I would live long enough to see them churches completely eliminated. Imagine people doing something so disgusting like praying in a church that didn't want people to eat assholes. Anyway, before I die, I would like to praise Comrade Hunter Biden on his artwork one more time. I cherish his work. It is amazing what he did with 2 dollars worth of crayons and watercolors.
<Lib 2> : Yes, it is incredible what he did with those two dollars that both have pictures of St. George Floyd on them. I think the curve of the scribbles represents some kind of mathematical function that proves that our Communist vision for the world is pure and true! My disgusting sister, a conservative, has a 4 year old child. That child may be a prodigy since his works are as good as Hunters. The child didn't need to smoke bowls of happy world rainbow crack to do it too! Yes the child has enlarged the carbon footprint and is sealing our doom due to climate change, but this artwork may be what mankind is looking for. I have reported this information to Party officials so that they confiscate that kid and make sure he creates valuable artwork like Comrade Hunter Biden!
<Lib 1> : Well, I wish you luck comrade. Hopefully you can get Comrade Hunter Biden to autograph your art with a piss scribble. Art is not art unless it is soaked in human urine. I am off to the execution chambers. You have a pleasant day while I fade into oblivion since we both know that God is for the stupid people.
<Lib 2> : Thank you. Enjoy your death. It will make the State happy!
LOL! What cracks me up is people actually believe this shit, and they'll believe that crackhead's art is worth $500K should they sell for that much!!!! LOL! I could see a pair of dipshit, detached from reality, rich white liberals having the discussion about his art :
<Lib 1> : My universe, did you read that New York Times article about Hunter Biden's incredible artwork?
<Lib 2> : Why yes I did, comrade! I am thrilled! I cashed in little Moonbeam's college fund to buy one of his works at the bargain price of $459,995! According to the New Yorker and the New York Times, the value of his artwork has nowhere to go but up seeing that his father is working miracles restoring this country from the damage caused by Bad Orange Man!
<Lib 1> : Ha, ha comrade, you do not need to explain to me what Bad Orange Man did to this country. He acts like the unwashed commoners in this country actually want to work. When will the fascist racist realize that he shouldn't make people work when all they need is a small, government supplied stipend to live.
<Lib 2> : You are preaching to the choir! Amen to that. Sorry! I sinned! I meant A-woman! A-woman!
<Lib 1> : Comrade, you know I have to report you for that.
<Lib 2> : Yes, I know comrade. For the good of the nation I will surrender my life to the government.
<Lib 1> : Good decision comrade. I will make sure that you will die quickly and painlessly for misgendering a praise used in those disgusting churches. Fortunately those sickening places are being removed and replaced with pure, subsidized anal rim cleansing units so that people do not get feces stuck in their teeth while eating their partner's anus.
<Lib 1> : I wish I would live long enough to see them churches completely eliminated. Imagine people doing something so disgusting like praying in a church that didn't want people to eat assholes. Anyway, before I die, I would like to praise Comrade Hunter Biden on his artwork one more time. I cherish his work. It is amazing what he did with 2 dollars worth of crayons and watercolors.
<Lib 2> : Yes, it is incredible what he did with those two dollars that both have pictures of St. George Floyd on them. I think the curve of the scribbles represents some kind of mathematical function that proves that our Communist vision for the world is pure and true! My disgusting sister, a conservative, has a 4 year old child. That child may be a prodigy since his works are as good as Hunters. The child didn't need to smoke bowls of happy world rainbow crack to do it too! Yes the child has enlarged the carbon footprint and is sealing our doom due to climate change, but this artwork may be what mankind is looking for. I have reported this information to Party officials so that they confiscate that kid and make sure he creates valuable artwork like Comrade Hunter Biden!
<Lib 1> : Well, I wish you luck comrade. Hopefully you can get Comrade Hunter Biden to autograph your art with a piss scribble. Art is not art unless it is soaked in human urine. I am off to the execution chambers. You have a pleasant day while I fade into oblivion since we both know that God is for the stupid people.
<Lib 2> : Thank you. Enjoy your death. It will make the State happy!
Lol!