Had to go to the doc the other day. Reception said I had to put on a mask. I did - wore it around my neck. Hey, they didn't say it had to cover my nose and mouth.
By last fall, I figured they were covering up their herpes cold sore or their missing teeth. I will NEVER FORGET how I was commanded to put on a mask BY A COP when I went into a liquor store to buy beer for Memorial Day last year! Outrageous!! I was very nervous the whole time I was in there, I didn't bother to look around or shop, I grabbed the bare minimum and got the hell out of there. Nothing good can come of this, that's what I was thinking.
It must be so much fun working at Babylonbee.
DAMMIT, Bee! I was hoping people would just think I'm 'virtue signaling'...
LMFAO! I just said the exact thing to my wife, yesterday.
Or lives in a blue city in a blue state, and would not otherwise be allowed into one's regular stores without a mask. Never wear one otherwise.
And I am probably super ugly. But I love the bee!
Had to go to the doc the other day. Reception said I had to put on a mask. I did - wore it around my neck. Hey, they didn't say it had to cover my nose and mouth.
By last fall, I figured they were covering up their herpes cold sore or their missing teeth. I will NEVER FORGET how I was commanded to put on a mask BY A COP when I went into a liquor store to buy beer for Memorial Day last year! Outrageous!! I was very nervous the whole time I was in there, I didn't bother to look around or shop, I grabbed the bare minimum and got the hell out of there. Nothing good can come of this, that's what I was thinking.
Funny that they had an ad for cloth face masks on the page. They were nice masks. Probably for any reader Questioning their attractiveness.