302 Seriously, DoD? That's your big UFO report? Nine pages of hot air? What a weaksauce 'distraction'! This is what you retards look like to us: (media.greatawakening.win) posted 3 years ago by PresidentialSeal 3 years ago by PresidentialSeal +302 / -0 25 comments download share 25 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Newgene was working out in the field one day when this preacher walked up to him and started asking him questions.
Preacher: "Are you a Christian?" Newgene: "No, I'm a Ledbetter."
Preacher: "No boy, I mean are you lost?"
Newgene: "No, I’ve lived around here my whole life."
Preacher: "No, what I'm gettin' at is, are you ready for the Rapture when it comes?"
Newgene: "When is it coming?"
Preacher: "Well, it could be tomorrow, could be the next day."
Newgene: "Don't tell my wife... because she'll want to go both days."*