Lol. Some things don’t make sense to me either. I think in Joseph smiths time the terminology used was no “hot drinks”. I think that was referring to drinks that alter our cognition. ie: alcohol. The high caffeine content in coffee and tea might have been the same reason?? But it hasn’t been clarified in current times. Most importantly, we are counseled to avoid anything that alters our ability to think clearly. I had to quit drinking my daily Monster energy because it was wiring me up then dropping me down. And the headaches...ugh.

There is only one God who I worship, in the name of his Son Jesus Christ. Whether at some point people can get to the point of having their own universe and creations and being gods, that’s too complicated to think about. I have enough worries here in this mortal life already. I would say a false god is something/someone keeping a person from worshipping the true God.