Mind Slave 455 - "Oh no... the conspiracy theorists were right again, whatever shall we do?"
Deep State Agent - "Declare heart inflammation racist and blame the conspiracy theorists!"
News Story - "Racist vaccines give people heart inflammation. Conspiracy theorists to blame, because they too are racists and if they didn't force us to debunk their claims we would all have learned about the side effects and the vaccines would still be safe and not racist. That's how science works, bigots!"
Fauci - "By following the science we see that racism can be blamed for any vaccine induced deleterious health modalities. Our studies also suggests that Qanon played a direct part in vaccine related inflammation. It is therefore the recommendation of the CDC that we should sequester all Qanon's, or anyone who has had contact with a Qanon and place them in one of our FEMA camps designed for the quarantining of people who pose a direct health threat to the greater population.
This is our recommendation of the best path to keep the public safe. If this is done, it is likely that unmasking can be made permanent. At the very least we can remain without masks until a new Covid variant warrants their future use. Social distancing should still remain in effect, and kissing, hugs and sex should all be done with a mask for the foreseeable future."
Mind Slave 455 - "Oh no... the conspiracy theorists were right again, whatever shall we do?"
Deep State Agent - "Declare heart inflammation racist and blame the conspiracy theorists!"
News Story - "Racist vaccines give people heart inflammation. Conspiracy theorists to blame, because they too are racists and if they didn't force us to debunk their claims we would all have learned about the side effects and the vaccines would still be safe and not racist. That's how science works, bigots!"
Fauci - "By following the science we see that racism can be blamed for any vaccine induced deleterious health modalities. Our studies also suggests that Qanon played a direct part in vaccine related inflammation. It is therefore the recommendation of the CDC that we should sequester all Qanon's, or anyone who has had contact with a Qanon and place them in one of our FEMA camps designed for the quarantining of people who pose a direct health threat to the greater population.
This is our recommendation of the best path to keep the public safe. If this is done, it is likely that unmasking can be made permanent. At the very least we can remain without masks until a new Covid variant warrants their future use. Social distancing should still remain in effect, and kissing, hugs and sex should all be done with a mask for the foreseeable future."