Nobody wants this crap
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Better wear your steel-toed shoes!
Due to complications from chemotherapy all my toes were removed...not joking. So, NOW wth do I do? My Star-Fleet medical records show this...will I be banned from this event?!! I’m going to the Bridge to complain. Wait, YOU’RE the dang Doctor...I WANT AN EXEMPTION from these REEE rules!
I will send my shoemaker directly to you to design a comfortable, sturdy and beautiful pair of shoes that will have laser beams coming out at 1/4" on all surfaces.
The bottoms of the shoes will have many options: Skating, Wheeling you around 105 mph, but I reduced it to 100 mph, skis, skate board, automatic plastic bag wraps for muddy puddles, deadly laser beams, stilts, coiled wires like a slinky to jump high and jet propulsion for flying. There's a space in the heel for snacks. They'll be cool.
Add a built-in MP3 player and I’ll consider them? Do they come in mauve?
Brilliant! Scotty is a cheeky lad isn't he?
Kinda porcine.
:)