I will send my shoemaker directly to you to design a comfortable, sturdy and beautiful pair of shoes that will have laser beams coming out at 1/4" on all surfaces.

The bottoms of the shoes will have many options: Skating, Wheeling you around 105 mph, but I reduced it to 100 mph, skis, skate board, automatic plastic bag wraps for muddy puddles, deadly laser beams, stilts, coiled wires like a slinky to jump high and jet propulsion for flying. There's a space in the heel for snacks. They'll be cool.