The two sides have traded blame for the vessel’s grounding, with bad weather, poor decisions on the part of canal authorities, and human and technical error all being thrown out as possible factors.
So... nothing caused it. Biggest boat shipping fuck up of all time, and no mistakes were made.
Though that's not really what they said. They said: the canal builders, authorities, etc. made no mistakes, and the humans on the boat and the boat itself made no mistakes. This only leaves a non mistake reason left, i.e. the only conclusion left is that it was done on purpose.
You don't say... The Cock and Balls up the Butt was my first clue. What was yours?
So what, the ship grew a sentience and its first act was to draw a massive cock in the water before getting stuck in protest? When did this movie switch from a Drama/Thriller/Comedy to Sci-fi?
''Several freak gusts of wind blew the ship on a dick course through the canal, flabbergasting all onboard who had temporarily taken leave of their collective senses and were admiring the cock on the radar. This collective phallus gazing was responsible in part for the 12 knot acceleration and subsequent lodging of the Ever Given for which we are Ever Forgiven''.
So... nothing caused it. Biggest boat shipping fuck up of all time, and no mistakes were made.
Though that's not really what they said. They said: the canal builders, authorities, etc. made no mistakes, and the humans on the boat and the boat itself made no mistakes. This only leaves a non mistake reason left, i.e. the only conclusion left is that it was done on purpose.
You don't say... The Cock and Balls up the Butt was my first clue. What was yours?
Absolutely, the deep sea dick pic was a definite heads up.
This sounds to me like we could have done with Rumsfeld for an explanation of this. Unknown unknowns or what?
Although if they are essentially giving the 'Act of God' theory, He has an excellent sense of humour.
So what, the ship grew a sentience and its first act was to draw a massive cock in the water before getting stuck in protest? When did this movie switch from a Drama/Thriller/Comedy to Sci-fi?
Release from the NIST Investigation:
''Several freak gusts of wind blew the ship on a dick course through the canal, flabbergasting all onboard who had temporarily taken leave of their collective senses and were admiring the cock on the radar. This collective phallus gazing was responsible in part for the 12 knot acceleration and subsequent lodging of the Ever Given for which we are Ever Forgiven''.
So a lot of money likely changed hands then if they aren’t placing the blame on someone.
Maybe some parts of the arrangement cover cargo content- it seems they're all going to be under NDA's too. Potential clear up?
So this confirms - the DS is invested in this one.