Title says it all. Look at the flood of concern and doom "Door to Door" posts.
Dont fall for the bait. They want you to comment with "what you'd do if they came to your door".
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good point
Pretend they are Jehovah's Witnesses and... don't answer the door. Problem solved.
Also, we don't even know if this is really a thing yet - how many of Buy-den's plans have actually happened in real life?
Perfect chance to behave like a Jehovah's witness and ask them about there personal relationship with God...
Lots of ways to derail people's agenda and waste their time, sparing the neighbors.
Last time I engaged a JW in deep philosophical conversation, both left crying and doubting their choice of cults.
This time, I have a number of infographics and stats already printed out as graphical aids to assist the discussion.
I am more than capable discussing the inherent risks of short-chain graphene to cellular structures, I have a magnet nearby, and a tube of Ivermectin from Tractor Supply.
Should be fun. For me.
Have fun, sir! God Bless ya!
Tell them they need to be saved. Hand out copies of the constitution and pocket bibles. Tell them Jesus spoke to you to save them. Avoid their discussion completely and go right into evangelizing. Be annoying and kind. Or start a catholic exorcism. Have holy water on hand... just in case there is a real demon in them.. That is if they somehow get to an open door. Best just to not answer the door.