Totally unrelated, but back when I had my very first job in 1985 at Burger King we used to have to put different stickers on the sandwich boxes indicating which type it was. I snagged a bunch that said good morning egg and had a little picture of an egg on it. I used to just put them all over random places for years as I had a ton of them. Well once when I was in the grocery store by the butchers window I saw a roll of stickers that said “Sliced Free to your Specifications”. Not knowing how I might use those but thinking they were cool I asked the butcher for some and he gave me a bunch. Well, one day when I had some on me, me and some friends walked into a pet store. In the middle of the store was a big semi enclosed acrylic walled pen that had a bunch of rabbits and guinea pigs in it that you could pet. Well, one of the rabbits was laying down sideways with his belly exposed and of course inspiration immediately hit me. I placed one of those big ol stickers right on his belly (it was about 2x4 inches) and he just kept on laying there, now like a big advertisement saying “sliced free to your specifications”. Me and friends were cracking up so bad we couldn’t even stick around long enough to see people’s reactions, although ten minutes earlier I had placed a good morning egg sticker on the rump a guinea pig elsewhere in the store and got a good reaction from a teenage girl that was with her boyfriend. I know, juvenile stuff but we thought it was hilarious at the time.