“Hey Simon…”

“Yes?”

“According to the sheet, we’re supposed to clap at this point of the speech, but I sort of dozed off .. did we actually clap yet?”

“Nah, I’ve been checking out this thic chic sitting across the hag in blue”

“That’s a dude”

“What? No way … look at how she smiles at Jeb? Genuine. You KNOW she’s a She man”

“That’s what I’m saying, that dude is a she-man”

“No no, I said she is a She, man!”

“Shhh, Jeb is looking at us…”

“Damn that eyes, it’s as though he’s looking at you but he’s staring just a few inches in front of you..”

“Here here… ok as I wa—“

PLEASE CLAP