426 () posted 3 years ago by BigTEXAS 3 years ago by BigTEXAS +428 / -2 227 comments share 227 comments share save hide report block hide replies
No. Do not answer the door. Do not talk to them. Let them stand there like idiots for as long as they want to... and then go away, ignored.
I might answer the door with just a tube sock on.
They will be more amazed that you aren't wearing a mask.
Maybe I could wear a mask over my “giant penis” instead of a sock?
I'm sure the CDC would approve...