Or just answer, when they ask if you have been vaccinated then you ask them “Do you like anal?” Since we are asking questions that are none of anyone’s fucking business.
I like taking the Mormon approach to this, sure I will listen to you about your vaccine but first have you heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Actually they want to tell you about the Joe Smith story. They deny the diety of Christ as God in human flesh. They believe that as god is man may become, and as man is god once was. Good luck with that shit.
Yes I know what they want to tell you, you missed my point the point was when they knock on your door they ask if you want to hear about their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Also they don't believe that God is a man or a man once was God they believe we use to be angel spirit beings that God sent down to be man (Adam was Michael) and that Christ and Satan are brothers (also angel spirit beings) that God had a wife and that God also ascended to Godhood (he use to be a angel spirit being became a man and ascended but they don't actually explain this very well).
you can't get sexual harassment charges for speaking crudely. There is no law against this. Speaking to a random and an employee are very different things.
If you would like to take that bet on what happens, I will reiterate that I would gladly take video proof of the tyrannical government's vaccination Gestapo's response.
You can say anything you want to say from your home. They're on YOUR doorstep. Freedom of speech applies - be as insulting as you like if that's your thang.
Not sure that's how it works, though I read about some butch in Germany that tied up an intruder and raped him repeatedly. The masses celebrated her, not sure they would if the roles were reversed.
No. Do not answer the door. Do not talk to them. Let them stand there like idiots for as long as they want to... and then go away, ignored.
Or just answer, when they ask if you have been vaccinated then you ask them “Do you like anal?” Since we are asking questions that are none of anyone’s fucking business.
im asian so was already planning to do this
Plot twist: they believe you and suddenly you get free healthcare, free education and more!
I'm doing my best deaf mute impersonation. Ohoo, yhooo ohooo
I am going to brush up on my Inuit throat singing
I like taking the Mormon approach to this, sure I will listen to you about your vaccine but first have you heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Actually they want to tell you about the Joe Smith story. They deny the diety of Christ as God in human flesh. They believe that as god is man may become, and as man is god once was. Good luck with that shit.
Yes I know what they want to tell you, you missed my point the point was when they knock on your door they ask if you want to hear about their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Also they don't believe that God is a man or a man once was God they believe we use to be angel spirit beings that God sent down to be man (Adam was Michael) and that Christ and Satan are brothers (also angel spirit beings) that God had a wife and that God also ascended to Godhood (he use to be a angel spirit being became a man and ascended but they don't actually explain this very well).
You'll get slapped with a sexual harassment charge. Not a bright one.
I've asked people if they've been vaccinated against genital warts since we're asking personal health questions.
That is a better one. I just use Herpes so far.
I use boring, old AIDS myself.
you can't get sexual harassment charges for speaking crudely. There is no law against this. Speaking to a random and an employee are very different things.
If you would like to take that bet on what happens, I will reiterate that I would gladly take video proof of the tyrannical government's vaccination Gestapo's response.
You can say anything you want to say from your home. They're on YOUR doorstep. Freedom of speech applies - be as insulting as you like if that's your thang.
Not sure that's how it works, though I read about some butch in Germany that tied up an intruder and raped him repeatedly. The masses celebrated her, not sure they would if the roles were reversed.
Uh.. no? That's not how that works, in any place in the U.S., and also not how any court would see it.
Take your chances with the tyrannical government. Report back with video.
I might answer the door with just a tube sock on.
Wear this! https://youtu.be/_KthtDJeQoQ
😂
hilarious, I might sew a few.
They will be more amazed that you aren't wearing a mask.
Maybe I could wear a mask over my “giant penis” instead of a sock?
I'm sure the CDC would approve...
and pretend you are searching for a contact lenses.
No, just a surgical mask over your genitals.
Ladies could make a string bikini out of only 3 masks. Or 6 if they want to be really safe.
I will let them talk to my dog, she has a lot to say.
Good idea. Dogs make up for their limited vocabulary (variations of "bark") with boundless enthusiasm...
I did that, only my husky looks exactly like a doberman.
So does my German Shepard. He does NOT like anyone we dont contact first, in front of him. Awesome family/guard dog.
And my dog is actually vaccinated.
You should stare at them like the pepe in your avatar, magnifying glass and all.
While eating popcorn
Had to look up tricorn. Made me laugh hard.