426 () posted 3 years ago by BigTEXAS 3 years ago by BigTEXAS +428 / -2 227 comments share 227 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I might answer the door with just a tube sock on.
Wear this! https://youtu.be/_KthtDJeQoQ
😂
hilarious, I might sew a few.
They will be more amazed that you aren't wearing a mask.
Maybe I could wear a mask over my “giant penis” instead of a sock?
I'm sure the CDC would approve...
The CDC will approve of the “giant” designation on my penis.
and pretend you are searching for a contact lenses.
No, just a surgical mask over your genitals.
Ladies could make a string bikini out of only 3 masks. Or 6 if they want to be really safe.