The doctors themselves won't be able to walk down the street.
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I was at a family reunion like 20 years ago and we blew up a beaver dam... yeah I know its south GA what do you expect... Anyway, we made a huge crater with an anfo+detigel 2-3 five gallon bucket bomb and one of the trees next to it fell perfectly over the crater. So I run out on the fallen tree... hey hand me that stick I'm going to see how deep it is. Random cousin hands me the stick. Except the stick was super weird it was all wiggly and rubbery. So I test the hole. It was deep. Yay...
We walk out of the woods... I have to pee so I go off to the side and pee behind a tree... yeah I know male privilege... or not. The "stick" was a giant poison ivy/sumac vine that got blasted off the side of the tree and all the bark was stripped off of it. So it wasn't wet from creek water, it was the coated in sap and I got that crap all over my junk and my neck and face before anyone realize that's what it was.
I spent like two weeks laid up taking steroids and wishing I was dead. Don't recommend it at all. And yes I took like 10 showers in the first 2-3 days trying to wash that crap off. I was just doomed from the moment I took that "stick".
But at least I didn't have a doctor as stupid as the OP doctor.
That's what you get for messing w beavers
KEK! My dad about 5 years later discovered traps. Took him less than a year... no more beavers. Believe it or not I got lucky one early morning after we burned their hutch and snuck up on one in a boat. Got him with a shotgun.
What makes me sad is we no longer have an excuse to blow shit up any more.