In my 40 years of practicing law, I have run into plenty of knuckleheads that thought they knew 'something'. After advising them and recommending they cease and desist their behavior, I gave up and told them to go ahead and practice it.

I am so fucking done with you. Find someone else to autism at. Making a fucking vax card to fool people with isn't a crime until you profit off it, tard. And even then it's a grey-area crime. If you were selling it as an entertainment-sector novelty and not at a medical facility etc(PERHAPS WITH AN EASILY REMOVABLE WITH SCISSORS DISCLAIMER AT THE BOTTOM SAYING IT'S FAKE) it should be fine.

You said you were practicing law WHICH IS SOMETHING ONLY A LAWYER CAN DO, fuckhead:

Rule 138(Attorneys and Admission to the Bar), Section 34 was described by the Supreme Court in Maderada v. Mediodea (2003) as follows:

This provision means that in a litigation, parties may personally do everything during its progress — from its commencement to its termination. When they, however, act as their own attorneys, they are restricted to the same rules of evidence and procedure as those qualified to practice law; otherwise, ignorance would be unjustifiably rewarded. Individuals have long been permitted to manage, prosecute and defend their own actions; and when they do so, they are not considered to be in the practice of law. One does not practice law by acting for himself any more than he practices medicine by rendering first aid to himself.