"Here! Look at these shiny things. I can give you a lot more of them. The entire world, in fact."

"In this life, you will be a prince. Nay. A king!"

"See these worthless wretches? Striving day to day to simply survive?"

"Who would want to live like that? It is the "god" of Abraham, and his false messiah who hold you back."

"Back from your real fortune. Your rightful place among the learned."

"They never wanted mankind to know his true potential."

"Come with me, and you will have a life full of every pleasure you can desire."

"Just one little thing before we make you all powerful."

"Just eat the heart out of this child, and fuck his corpse."

..........and the rest is history.

.......I need to go shower after writing that.