And then there are the "super farters" venting more than 25 times daily. Govt. around the world are going to implement anal "snorkels" These super spreaders will now benefit society, instead of insidiously crop dusting their way though life. Their green house emissions will be captured in a cylinder equipped backpack. These backpacks will have a built in pressure gauge to indicate when the cylinders need to be purposefully discharged at an approved "gas station" The cylinders lack a pressure relief valve, for obyious reasons, but the risk of a catastrophic "mega fart" rupturing the containment vessel is deemed low. One can only imagine the horror should a full "flatulence tank" explode Critics have pointed out the inherent danger of the system, but govt. at all levels are asking for a new level of first responders to work in "Fast Action Response Teams" to mitigate any uncontrolled discharges.