(I am bilingual other than Spanish and expect to just rattle on to them until they give up)
I'm an illegal migrant. I'm exempt.
Yeah I took it. Now I have heart problems, blood clots in my legs. Yeah I took it.
If they ask for my vax card: My health records are protected by HIPPA regulations.
Turn it into lots of questions about them: Did you take it? Which one? When? Have you had any effects? Do you think masks protect you? You two are not 6 feet distancing. How many houses do you go to per day? Have you been contaminated by sick people on your route? Which shot are you offering? Why not the other? Who will pay my medical bills if I get sick? Who will pay your medical bills if you get sick? ----Answers are most likely "none of your business" then I say "Right, I'm none of your business either".
Who the hell are you?. I dont know you. I'm not telling a stranger anything. Get out.
I'm not going to let complete strangers into my house. Go away and dont come back.
If they say they can give me the shot right now: Are you certified by the state of Maryland to give shots? Where were you trained? Show me your certification license. (If they have one : - this looks fake. I'll have to check this out). Why do you ask? Because you dont look like doctors or nurses or techs; you look like school crossing guards or Walmart greeters.
If I got a shot at a vax clinic, there must be by law emergency medics on site. I dont see any ambulances around you here.
Do I know you? You look familiar. You look like that lady I saw molesting a kid in the school bathroom.
QUESTION: Does anyone know (esp a man) what might happen if you answered the door naked and with a sinister grin...Well hello ladies.
Been thinking about this myself. I came up with:
No habla inglese
(I am bilingual other than Spanish and expect to just rattle on to them until they give up)
I'm an illegal migrant. I'm exempt.
Yeah I took it. Now I have heart problems, blood clots in my legs. Yeah I took it.
If they ask for my vax card: My health records are protected by HIPPA regulations.
Turn it into lots of questions about them: Did you take it? Which one? When? Have you had any effects? Do you think masks protect you? You two are not 6 feet distancing. How many houses do you go to per day? Have you been contaminated by sick people on your route? Which shot are you offering? Why not the other? Who will pay my medical bills if I get sick? Who will pay your medical bills if you get sick? ----Answers are most likely "none of your business" then I say "Right, I'm none of your business either".
Who the hell are you?. I dont know you. I'm not telling a stranger anything. Get out.
I'm not going to let complete strangers into my house. Go away and dont come back.
If they say they can give me the shot right now: Are you certified by the state of Maryland to give shots? Where were you trained? Show me your certification license. (If they have one : - this looks fake. I'll have to check this out). Why do you ask? Because you dont look like doctors or nurses or techs; you look like school crossing guards or Walmart greeters.
If I got a shot at a vax clinic, there must be by law emergency medics on site. I dont see any ambulances around you here.
Do I know you? You look familiar. You look like that lady I saw molesting a kid in the school bathroom.
QUESTION: Does anyone know (esp a man) what might happen if you answered the door naked and with a sinister grin...Well hello ladies.