Transvaxegan. I've actually been one of those all my life. I'll start the religion. Let me write up a few tenets.
Though shalt eat no meat.
Though shalt take the vax.
Though shalt take no other vegetables before the soybean.
Though shalt not partake of any sexual congress with an entity that is not classified as a vegetable (coma patients are allowed).
Inclusivity is all. You do not have to follow any of these tenets, you only need to state identification as adhering to the tenets. This is sufficient for our overarching tenet of inclusivity.
Done.
We've put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive vaxegan fraud organization in the history of American politics!
Transvegan? I’m in!
Then you reply transmen aren't real men. Reeee.
Boom.
Gimme muh protectionismz.
Transvaxegan. I've actually been one of those all my life. I'll start the religion. Let me write up a few tenets.
Done.
We've put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive vaxegan fraud organization in the history of American politics!
Though shalt stay in thy house at all times, and always wear thy mask.