Wrap the mask around a pin cushion. Now get the biggest needle you can find. Start stabbing the mask repeatedly. Enjoy.
Keep in mind though that you will no longer be following CDC guidelines.
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That's a great idea if you don't have an employer that follows CDC guidelines.
Know your place slave! Do thy master's bidding!
Or.....perhaps.....find a new job.
I'm looking for a new job, but it will have to be some place that is not a corporation because all corporations follow CDC guidelines.
Wife finally told work where they can stick their mask. Found something else within the day. Any place requiring masks today will force vaccines tomorrow so make that change ASAP and you'll beat the rush.