But nope.
No hassle.
A third of the people in the store were joyously mask-free (if you knew where I lived, you would appreciate that this % is, sadly, good 👍), smiling knowingly at each other, because a) we could, and b) we weren’t miserable bitches like the cuckmasked NPCs.
It was great. I shopped like a free man, and bought way too much food, just in case, you know, August starts to get extra 🔥.
This horror show will all end when we say it ends. This felt like a small victory to me.
Oh, and they had tons of samples. Stay strong, Costco.
If someone, who is wearing a mask, asks you to put on a mask in order to protect them, here’s what you say:
“OK, so you believe that my one mask and your one mask would be better than just your one mask, right? In other words, two masks are better than one, correct?”
Answer: “Yes”
“Then why don’t you just wear two masks.”