Please touch with no gloves my sweaty, greasy, germ covered cell phone which I hold up to my face, take into the bathroom with me, and occasionally wank one off to some porn on, with the hand you just touched every other phone with, after coming out of that porter potty and putting your penis back into your pants!”
“Here Officer
Please touch with no gloves my sweaty, greasy, germ covered cell phone which I hold up to my face, take into the bathroom with me, and occasionally wank one off to some porn on, with the hand you just touched every other phone with, after coming out of that porter potty and putting your penis back into your pants!”
Seems legit!
Hey. Gotta keep people safe!