The key noteable in the EAS test was in the wording... the United States AND Washington DC
Don't let that detail slide by you..
Edit:
Video of live feed as it happened:
https://files.catbox.moe/34cmri.mp4
Recorded on OTA antenna, the signal started to break up as the EAS started.
DC is the United States. The rest of you live in the 50 States of the Union.
DC is the District of Columbia, a nationstate not unlike London & Vatican
I don’t know about you, but I don’t call myself a Colombian…