Of all people why do you think the military chose Donald Trump? His gigantic pair of balls? JFK jr connection? Him formerly being one of "them"?... Think I just answered my own questions
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i fucking hate myself for immediately thinking Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. And while waiting, he daydreams about being Trump.
Instead of chuck Norris facts we need to do like a chuck Norris vs Donald trump facts book. Let the hilarity ensue....
Before Chuck Norris does anything, he asks himself "What would Donald do?"
And we're off to a running start!