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MAGA_mandalorian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek it's perfect. It's like Ron Swanson.... If you want somebody to know you don't respect them, just call them the wrong name after they introduce themselv. "Hi I'm bob!" "Nice to meet you Jim"

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MAGA_mandalorian 14 points ago +14 / -0

Christian fellowship is one of the most important aspects of being a Christian. Not all churches are equal too, so just keep that in mind... Some don't preach what the bible is actually telling us. So pray for discernment when seeking out a church. I would start by getting a King James version bible and start reading it, going through it, and listening to what God is telling you, praying for understanding along the way. I come from a Lutheran church myself, but there's other churches that preach the truth as well. The main point is that if you believe Christ is your savior and He died on the cross for our sins, rose again from the dead on the third day, and descended to heaven to sit at the right hand of God till judgement day arrives, then you will be saved. Baptism is also important. It's your spiritual rebirth into the Kingdom of God through water. Another note is the importance of partaking of the body and blood of Christ in remembrance of what He did, and as a time to repent and thank Him for his noble sacrifice. It's a lot to take in I know lol. I was raised in a Christian family so it's like second nature to me. Anyway, I'm glad I can formally welcome you into the family! We're happy to have you my beloved fren 😁

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MAGA_mandalorian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to agree with you. Definitely real. As well as a myriad of other "cryptids" in my humble opinion. Not all of them per say, but some of them for sure

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MAGA_mandalorian 1 point ago +1 / -0

gives arrest papers to Hillary, who looks at it, then looks at the camera unamused

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MAGA_mandalorian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean every time I see a depiction of Jesus on the cross.... My King is YOLKED. That 8 pack is simply divine in nature

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MAGA_mandalorian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think I could get used to adhering to the code of Bushido as a form of self governing law, to some extent.... But that's just me 🤷 I'm a warrior at heart

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MAGA_mandalorian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it just me.... Or does Durham totally have a resting bitch face. Lol not making fun of the guy but every picture out of the 4 that we have of him, he has this same serious expression on his face. I love it! Make em weep Bull Durham!

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MAGA_mandalorian 2 points ago +2 / -0

So.... Question..... If potato Biden says Delaware has never been a state, why would that be? Obviously we could just chalk that up to an old man with dimentia but he seems to slip up and say things he shouldn't more often then not. Anyone have a theory as to why Delaware may not actually be a state? I think this may require some digging frens!!

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MAGA_mandalorian 6 points ago +6 / -0

3AM Fixed it for you kek!

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MAGA_mandalorian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol don't try to scold me like a child first off 😂 secondly, the bible says we fight not against flesh and blood but against principalities, rulers of darkness, and spiritual wickedness in high places, to paraphrase. I believe we do fight against powers beyond flesh and blood humans. We can agree to disagree how about that?

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MAGA_mandalorian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Basically you don't have any argument against the existence of both, but in order to prove your opinion you so boldly stated to me, I have to put in the work for you, so you can argue against me? I figured if you disagreed with me you would have a reason why, apparently not. Must be a CIgAy clown. And the bible says God cast satan to earth, and his angels with him. IE, demons.... That's my proof. The Bible. If you don't believe what the bible says then we won't come to an agreement other than to agree to disagree 🤷

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