71 De Blasio to pay murderers $1000/month not to murder people (nypost.com) posted 3 years ago by lsdQ 3 years ago by lsdQ +71 / -0 20 comments share 20 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Really he's just paying New Yorkers not to murder him...
Actually, he's inviting them to murder him and then collect $1000 monthly payments for the rest of their lives.