People in Afghanistan: "Mr. President, help! They are shooting us for being American!"

Biden: "If you don't get the shot, you will get sick and die from Covid. We gotta keep these numbers down! Social distance and absolutely do not group together in a crawlspace hiding for your life. You may transmit Covid to those around you. Always wear masks so the Taliban know you obey the globalist order. If you don't get vaccinated at the nearest vaccination site, you are part of the problem."

People in Afghanistan: "gunshot Eaugh!"

Meanwhile, people inside Storm Henri's flood surge: "UEHGUOHAHOHHGOHUH! Translated: Boy, it's a good thing I always wear my mask. It sure does make breathing underwater easy."