656 () posted 3 years ago by rooftoptendie 3 years ago by rooftoptendie +657 / -1 42 comments share 42 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"Hmmm, I see you are free for the 2-week anniversary of the 20th anniversary of 9/11, fellow frog!"
I've always liked his joke: "Do you remember when the Earth was going to blow up so they relocated everyone to this planet but didn't tell the stupid people?"
"Did I ever tell you about the day that Steve Martin died?"