I think I’m done socializing on that page. I think they have more feds than actual patriots on there. Your .win community is much more peacful and I believe it will help me grow in my faith as well.
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A few months ago we got hit with a deluge of glowie activity. It was a bloodbath - we barely survived. After much deliberation we decided that u/catsfive and TheQStrategy would infiltrate glowie headquarters to retrieve the glow cube - a closely guarded piece of technology rumored to be the source of their power. QStrategy believed it could be reverse engineered to produce a "glow shield" in order to protect us from another deadly attack.
The mission was successful, but not without casualties. u/WinsAnon was in charge of covering their retreat with his morale boost rifle. However, that night WinsAnon was unable to post because the grandparents came over for dinner. Without the morale boost TheQStrategy was consumed by the glow, never to be seen again. Only catsfive made it out alive with the cube.
In the aftermath we built the glow shield in QStrats honor. The Q emblem at the top of the page helps us remember QStrat and lets us know that we are forever protected by the glow shield thanks to his sacrifice.
Can confirm. We got that box. And inside it was a rainbow dildo. Gross.
I happen to know that QStrat lives, BTW. Be glad!