"Ha ha ha, morbidly obese, smoking, and sucking on sugar. And you're going to dictate to OTHERS about health. Ha ha, that's a good one." And then just walk right in.
I would say all that and then say, "I have asthma, but I bet I can run 10x the distance and time you can before you start huffing and crying for your Starbucks sippy-cup."
"Ha ha ha, morbidly obese, smoking, and sucking on sugar. And you're going to dictate to OTHERS about health. Ha ha, that's a good one." And then just walk right in.
I would say all that and then say, "I have asthma, but I bet I can run 10x the distance and time you can before you start huffing and crying for your Starbucks sippy-cup."