589 posted 3 years ago by spacealien 3 years ago by spacealien +592 / -3 236 comments share 236 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Nukes, there's got to be nukes. Good I stocked up on SPF and aloe gel.
I don't think any nukes will actually land.
Just want to see the fireball, cloud is icing on the cake.
RecreationalMcNukes for All Homes!
Practice US Foreign Policy at home!
https://youtu.be/L951UPDh_CU
Kek. Makes me miss growing up in the cold war. Life is easier once you're convinced your going to die, and somehow we could laugh about it.
You figure even they'll yeet the fuck outta here once they're given the chance?
Just turn to their reentry burn, look around, and good "aw hell naw" and turn around and fuck off?
lmao