WTF! What about work rate? How long is the advice? Fucks per minute? Does this count for nothing?

What if the advice is a stirring appeal to one's best attributes, delivered with an open heart and empathy yet with stunning candor; a life changing, diamond bullet of insight fucken ! Are you to just ignore it?

What if the advice goes for a day or two?

What if tomorrows Loto numbers were about to pour like honey out of his otherwise bombastic, impure mouth, hot on the heals of the last fucking and the penultimate fucking!

I feel if you are going to have a scale it should take into account Fucks per minute, the worthiness of the advice with the fucks removed, if the fucks contributed to the overall hippness or vibe of the advice or if they were pedestrian fucks - deployed without finesse or eloquence and somewhat extraneously.

Also to be considered - Was the advice screamed? If so a fuck is mandatory!

Does your friend use an iron lung - any advice coming from an iron lung must be shouted and include at least one present form of the verb (fuck/fucks) and a Present perfect continuous form (fucking).

All of this is food for thought and I hope it strikes you well.