28 () posted 4 years ago by MAGA_Wolfy 4 years ago by MAGA_Wolfy +28 / -0 26 comments share 26 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Bah. You guys are thinking too small.
I'm going with
Day 1: 3GD
Day 2: East Coast Tsunami.
Day 3: shut off all contact with the larger world, and really drive the fear of God into the planet with a Neo stone age causing Solar Flare.
Days 4-13: Ten days of Darkness.
Day 14: Aliens or Second Coming via Bluebeam (or even for real, why the fuck not).
If your gonna go big, go BIG!
THAT'S how you do "two weeks to flatten the curve."
Dude, I don't know if i should be amazed at your ability to think like an evil genius or fucking terrified!
Those are not mutually exclusive reactions.
Two weeks to flatten the Earth.
Could we please have the total collapse of our monetary system and wall street on one of those days? I'm hoping for the MOASS from GameStop. Any day would be fine.