This morning when i was taking a piss outside in the woods an eagle landed on my pecker (morning wood) and started singing the star spangled banner. It was the most glorious thing I've ever seen. When he finished his song, he politely let go of said pecker as to not chop it off with his talons.
Best eagle and best country ever.
You dont see eagles landing on other peoples morning wood and serenading them with the national anthem in China..
America is the greatest country ever. And we will restore its greatness
This morning when i was taking a piss outside in the woods an eagle landed on my pecker (morning wood) and started singing the star spangled banner. It was the most glorious thing I've ever seen. When he finished his song, he politely let go of said pecker as to not chop it off with his talons. Best eagle and best country ever. You dont see eagles landing on other peoples morning wood and serenading them with the national anthem in China.. America is the greatest country ever. And we will restore its greatness