497 () posted 3 years ago by gamepwn 3 years ago by gamepwn +499 / -2 100 comments share 100 comments share save hide report block hide replies
fill it full of alligators
Piranhas
Or IQ tests.
All iq tests are administered in English per Texas policy
salt water crocs ,
Post a shitload of job applications on the mexican side. They'll take one look at it and run as far south as they can.