533 () 🧠 These people are stupid! posted 2 years ago by Zeitreise 2 years ago by Zeitreise +534 / -1 49 comments share 49 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I used to love watching Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too. :)
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
If I had a friend. Who was a tight rope walker. And he tripped on the sidewalk? That would be totally unacceptable.