Don’t resist — cooperate, comply and be a good witness... Immediately dial 911. Write down what you can remember about the crime, including descriptions of the suspect(s) and their vehicle(s).... Don’t follow or chase the assailant(s) after a robbery...
What?! What kind of advice is this?!...
Shoot them...
Hello?!
My go-to if I can't defend myself is to fake a seizure.
Most people freak out, whether or not they are a hardened criminal, when they see they could go down for murder (neglect) without even having to pull the trigger.
Learn how to foam at the mouth, make it convincing.
Start slow, don't just start convulsing like mad, it may make them trigger happy.
It's preferable than cooperating, because there's a chance they still can't get your money because you're too busy "dying" on the floor instead of cracking open the register to hand them what they want.
If you want to go the extra mile, always have a pill bottle handy (I do) and fill it with some Tylenol tablets. Take it out but let it roll away. Act like you need them, but keep them at arms distance, just out of reach. Keep asking for water. If they help you, they may drop the gun long enough for you to grab it, or better yet kick it away.
If you're ever car jacked, keep your remote fob and key on different key chains. As soon as they try something, grab the key out of the ignition and chuck it as far as possible.
Pop the trunk with the fob if they get the key before you can throw it. It could help the cops keep track of them.
Oh, and if you can shit yourself on demand, the smell alone is a strong deterrent.
When you go down hard, try not to land in the poop............
Ive made up my mind if inever have to waste someone whonis trying to rob or hurt me and I'm not seen. I'll just walk away and let the cops worry about the body when it's found.
Basically…be a good victim cause you will not be helped.