Lmao I've been in such a good mood for no reason I haven't even slept and I just got a girl's number over my senseless musings.
"Dad how'd you meet mom?"
"I ignored a girl on a dating app, she found my Instagram and I talked shit for 12 hours on end because I was thrilled to not have to work and had a few drinks."
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Please, I can't take anymore comedy right now.
Lmao I've been in such a good mood for no reason I haven't even slept and I just got a girl's number over my senseless musings.
"Dad how'd you meet mom?"
"I ignored a girl on a dating app, she found my Instagram and I talked shit for 12 hours on end because I was thrilled to not have to work and had a few drinks."