What I find ludicrous is this "report" , which they have now had multiple years to perfect, is being sold as "truth" about "what really went on" about a "report" that has been proven to be entirely made up out of thin air, and certain people will take this as gospel.
Bonus ludicrous-ness: A supposedly intelligent man with a phone full of secret information can't remember his password, and continues to guess past the multiple warnings until the phone is wiped. Yeah, I believe that.
Right - and the contention that a widespread investigation - by a host of investigators (whose very jobs were to FIND evidence) could possibly result in a report that was LOST - is absolutely preposterous, absurd and laughable. What better way to make themselves look even MORE like bumbling idiots than to now tell us "oopsie! One of us had the 'alternative' report, but (enter favorite excuse)
1 - Their dog ate it.
2 - Their preschooler scribbled all over it with crayon (a plausible excuse for why it was written in crayon to begin with - kek)
3 - It was accidentally sucked through the window of their car while driving over the Golden Gate Bridge and could not be recovered.
4 - It fell into the campfire while the "investigators" were holding hands and singing "Kumbaya" around said campfire."
5 - They loaned it to Onooboo who loaned it to Killary who loaned it to Comey whole loaned it to Schifferbrains who left it in his room at the Standard Hotel and the housekeepers threw it away as (the) trash (That it was). OH - But now come the excuses for how it was found --
1 - Their dog is large and shit out each page as a single turd.
2 - The California sun melted the crayon - all layers of it - and a staff member retype it from memory on the original paper.
3 - The SF Rainbow Kayak Brigade was secretly deployed to gather, dry out and reassemble the pages of the report. "Science" has now discovered that sea water can sometimes selectively preserve certain types of governmentally-employed inks so that it does not bleed or fade when immersed in salt water of less than 60 degrees F.
4 - It had been written on fireproof paper, and not until the fire pit was cleaned out at the end of the camping season was it found - intact.
5 - The housekeeper - an undocumented immigrant - took it home, used it to learn how to read English and then recognizing its value to her commie-leftist libtard financiers via welfare, food stamps, $450k bonus offer, etc, felt compelled to jump on the next Greyhound to DC and walk it directly to Weissman's desk - escorted by Capitol Police.
Etc etc etc
What I find ludicrous is this "report" , which they have now had multiple years to perfect, is being sold as "truth" about "what really went on" about a "report" that has been proven to be entirely made up out of thin air, and certain people will take this as gospel.
Bonus ludicrous-ness: A supposedly intelligent man with a phone full of secret information can't remember his password, and continues to guess past the multiple warnings until the phone is wiped. Yeah, I believe that.
And the phone thing happened to at least 5 others (cant remember the exact number) involved with the SC.
Right - and the contention that a widespread investigation - by a host of investigators (whose very jobs were to FIND evidence) could possibly result in a report that was LOST - is absolutely preposterous, absurd and laughable. What better way to make themselves look even MORE like bumbling idiots than to now tell us "oopsie! One of us had the 'alternative' report, but (enter favorite excuse) 1 - Their dog ate it. 2 - Their preschooler scribbled all over it with crayon (a plausible excuse for why it was written in crayon to begin with - kek) 3 - It was accidentally sucked through the window of their car while driving over the Golden Gate Bridge and could not be recovered. 4 - It fell into the campfire while the "investigators" were holding hands and singing "Kumbaya" around said campfire." 5 - They loaned it to Onooboo who loaned it to Killary who loaned it to Comey whole loaned it to Schifferbrains who left it in his room at the Standard Hotel and the housekeepers threw it away as (the) trash (That it was). OH - But now come the excuses for how it was found -- 1 - Their dog is large and shit out each page as a single turd. 2 - The California sun melted the crayon - all layers of it - and a staff member retype it from memory on the original paper. 3 - The SF Rainbow Kayak Brigade was secretly deployed to gather, dry out and reassemble the pages of the report. "Science" has now discovered that sea water can sometimes selectively preserve certain types of governmentally-employed inks so that it does not bleed or fade when immersed in salt water of less than 60 degrees F. 4 - It had been written on fireproof paper, and not until the fire pit was cleaned out at the end of the camping season was it found - intact. 5 - The housekeeper - an undocumented immigrant - took it home, used it to learn how to read English and then recognizing its value to her commie-leftist libtard financiers via welfare, food stamps, $450k bonus offer, etc, felt compelled to jump on the next Greyhound to DC and walk it directly to Weissman's desk - escorted by Capitol Police. Etc etc etc