"Look at me holding my human children with my human hands eating normal human food such smoked meats, water, floral plant flesh bulbs, insects, grasses, and ethylene glycol. I always brush my human hair with my human comb and stand to urinate with my human genitalia and sit to defecate with my retractable human anus. I make sure I have proper human nutrition and eat at least 6 gastroliths to help my perfectly normal human digestion. After 6 months of pregnancy I lay my unfertilized eggs in a cold damp place and the male human excretes his spermout of his anus like a normal human man to fertile the eggs which hatch in 6 weeks to go on to find a host and control their body like all normal humans. I like star wars episode one better than the originals and think snl is funny but not Dave Chapelle because he is a racist white supremacist."